Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

August 26, 2009 1 Comments Humor/Funny
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man, some of these movie summaries are just great... quite a few of them had me smiling, almost giggled like a little school nerd, while reading through 'em... at the moment, i'd be hard-pressed into choosing which one i thought was the greatest though.

just a taste, but these movie summaries of Star Wars and Star Trek are pretty good:

STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.

STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.

STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI: Handicapped mass murderer kills septugenarian, is lauded.

STAR TREK: Over-sexed officer routinely places crew in danger.

STAR TREK VI: Racist military commander past his prime nearly ruins galactic peace.

THE GOONIES: Physically abused, retarded man finds love with overweight preteen.

simply classic... *chuckles*