Teen Mom Farrah Is Getting Nearly A Million Dollars For Her Backdoor Sex Tape
The extremely private "sex tape" that Teen Mom Farrah made with help from a professional porn star, a professional porn crew, a professional porn director, three fluffers, a butt waxer, an anal bleach artist (it is an art!) and a few enemas is coming to BitTorrent any day now.
Farrah, who's probably the only dumb shit who is dumb enough to believe that her sex tape isn't a planned porno, is now hundreds of thousands of dollars richer, because Vivid bought her porn debut for high six figures. High school guidance counselors can now tell students that college is overrated. Why waste your time in college when you can get famous by popping a kid out of your cooch and get rich by popping a peen in your ass on camera.
It's really a foolproof plan since the world's biggest fool, Farrah, managed to pull it off.
first off, i just can't believe that somebody would actually pay her a million bucks for a "sex tape"... secondly, backdoor teen mom? *chuckle*
yeah, i can only imagine what the world's going to be like in another 20 years or more.