Smokers Lounge

August 30, 2006 5 Comments Online/Web
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now here's something you probably dont see everyday... a helluva celing mural looking down at you in a smoking lounge -- i'd probably laugh, give it a happy finger salute, and then probably find myself glancing back up at it over and over again... *chuckle*

Smokers Lounge

fwd: joke of the day...

A very dishevelled, unattractive, profoundly obese, smelly, mean acting, nasty in EVERY sense of the word, woman, walks into Wallyworld with her two kids in tow.

As she grabs a cart, the Wal-Mart Greeter, asks, "Are they twins"?

"No," the woman snarls, "the oldest one, he's nine, and, the younger one, she's seven. Why, do you think they really look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!!"

(hat tip: tim)

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