i'm sure you already know my answer.... (hell no!)

funny, but i remember back when the iPhone first came out and after seeing some of the games that were starting to come out for it, that one of the very first things i thought would be awesome would be an "iBoobs" app... doing nothing but shaking around some great big funbags whenever you felt like it... silly? sure... juvenile? naturally... but fun nevertheless. heh.

(hat tip: justin)