(hat tip: adam)

hey, it's friday and i've always had a thing for vintage "pin-up girls"... and yes, i probably spent more time tinkering with it than i want to admit. *ahem*

if you're really into it, you can also snag iSperm off the iTunes store for like a buck and play it anytime while you're on the go... oh, and if you're caught playing it by a cute chick, don't worry man... it goes over great with the ladies, and wives think it's very cute and manly.... seriously. *smirk*

(hat tip: jeremy)

also felt like a real n00b since it's been ages since i played a game like Quake with keyboard and mouse... been playing games on my 360 for a long time now, and it just feels more comfortable.

too bad about the plugin you need to download and install... pretty sure i won't be able to play this on the mac at home, which kinda blows.

p.s. also takes forever to get the software, install, and then wait around to actually play a game... but i'm sure they'll work that part out pretty quick... of that i have no doubt. heh.

p.p.s. Play Don't Shit Your Pants! oh, and here's another one that anuga IM'd me about — Escapa! — which will really try your patience and resolve... if you can make it at least 18 seconds, i'll buy you a beer.

speaking of games... Killzone 2 comes out today.

Top 25 Most Dangerous Programming Errors

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figured some of you coding mavericks would find this... interesting. *s*

anywho, if you're in the mood and feel some odd burning need to get involved, feel free to hop over and check it out... the goal of the game is to build missile silos, barracks, headquarters, and airports, using them to attack the Gaza Strip in order to kill the most Palestinians in 3 minutes.

p.s. what the fuck is up with the music in the background?!

not surprised to find it up on comedy central... nope, not at all.

though i still think that some of the best, if not most additing, games for me where those yetisports flash games.... now those were some good times.

p.s. 5 Sites For Old-School Gaming in Your Browser

For most people on the Web, if Google or Yahoo cannot find something, it doesn't exist. That has been one of the biggest drawbacks to creating a Website or application that displays itself as a Flash (SWF) file. Search engines could see the file, but they could not see what was in it. Until now.

Adobe has come up with a way for the search engines to read SWF files and index all of the information they contain. That means any text or links in a Flash application can now be indexed. This is a huge step forward for Adobe and anyone who develops in Flash/Flex. Michele Turner, Adobe's VP of marketing for its platform business, explains:

We are releasing technology to Google and Yahoo that enables them to crawl and index SWF files. They are now searchable. This will open up millions of Flash files to search.

Adobe has created a special Flash player for the search engines that acts like a virtual user going through each application. It actually goes through the runtime of each Flash application and translates it into something the search engines can understand. So all of those fancy interactive Flash Websites and other rich Internet applications that have been invisible to search engines, can now be seen by them.

pretty big news in general for web devs and flashers around the world, since it's big a pretty big deal for.... well, ever... being able to add indexable elements in Flash is awesome news indeed!

p.s. i'm still retarded in Flash.

p.s. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: The Abridged Script

(hat tip: donrico)