Barbie Calendar 2010

August 27, 2010 5 Comments WTF?
i'm almost positive that i've seen something like this before, and i'm also sure that i probably thought it was as strange and weird at the time as i do now — kind of crazy that there's actually a market for this kind of thing, but apparantly there is... which just goes to show that people that collect barbies are fucking weird creatures.

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it probably sells like hotcakes in japan.

How much to....?

April 01, 2010 11 Comments WTF?
dude, seriously... how much would it take for you to hook up with this bulging man-chick? think about it.

Text Disappears in CS4

March 15, 2010 6 Comments WTF?
i'm not sure what happened, or how it happened... but i booted up my computer as i always do, fired up Outlook and then Photoshop — funny how i almost always tend to open up my apps in the same order — and opened a PSD to edit... then for some strange reason the Text tool just didn't seem to work... i'd type and nothing would show up in the image. *blink*

Text not working in CS4... WTF?

played around with the Text tool settings a few time, closed Photoshop and restarted it... finally even rebooted my computer, the last hopeful attempt for any windows user, and i still couldn't use the fucking Text tool in CS4... had me sitting here going "dude, WTF?"

finally, under the Character tab of the tool, i clicked on "reset character" and bam! now my text all of a sudden shows up... geeeeeesh, what a pain in the ass.

oh, and the beta of Outlook 2010 keeps throwing an error and i've now resorted to running with Outlook 2007 on Win7 (which kind of blows)... as far as computers go, just hasn't been a good day so far. ugh.

Somebody, Feed Angelina Please

February 11, 2010 7 Comments WTF?
dude...... what the hell happened to her? she used to be one of the hottest babes around, and now look at her. g'damn.

i tend to like girls that are a little more on the slender side myself, but seeing women like this just makes me... uncomfortable.

anybody ever hookup with a chick this skinny before? just curious...

OMG, She's Naked!

January 26, 2010 12 Comments WTF?
i have to apologize in advance for this one... buddy sent over the link and i was simply mortified -- watching some videos of sexy cam gurlies shaking their titties around for 20 minutes definitely helped, but i still couldn't shake it... so now i'm posting it to share my pain.

(hat tip: jim)

Bacon & Cheese Pizza Burger

August 21, 2009 2 Comments WTF?
saw this one on digg earlier and i honestly felt a little sick in the stomach just thinking about it... of course, i was in a hurry this morning and skipped breakfast, so that might have something to do with it. maybe.

The Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger

LOL @ Nazis

August 11, 2009 3 Comments WTF?
usually when i come across something like this i'll immediately think "dude... fake..." in the back of my head... but this LOL swastika tattoo looks pretty damn legit.

LOL Swastika Tattoo

either way, think it's pretty effin stupid for a tattoo.... *shakes head*

(hat tip: mikey)

98-Inch Screen for Kid?

July 28, 2009 4 Comments WTF?
Exemplary Mom Builds 98-Inch Screen Inside Kid's Bedroom Ceiling

Equipment List:

NEC NP4001 projector with NP4000-06FL short throw lens
Draper custom RPX projector cradle and first surface mirror
Stewart Filmscreen 98" diagonal 16:9 StarGlas60,
Polk Audio RC80i in-ceiling speakers
Crestron Adagio AES amplified zone
Crestron APAD controller
Monster Cable HTFS500 power center
Niles Audio C5HDDA video and C5A2 audio baluns

holy shit, man! i'm not even sure that "spoiled little shit" quite covers it.

Banana Bunker

April 28, 2009 2 Comments WTF?
Pamper your banana with Banna Bunker!
Banana BunkerCultured Containers has developed the BananaBunker® to protect this delicate fruit from bruising when placed in your backpack, nap sack, soft carrying case, or briefcase. The container also protects your backpack's valuable contents, such as CD players, textbooks, binders, and business documents.

Whether you are on a hiking trip, day trip, athletic event, between classes, or at a board meeting, the BananaBunker® will keep your fruit safe until you are ready to snack. Go ahead, eat healthy!

something about this is just soooooooo wrong... why does it have to be ribbed? *blink*

p.s. Sports fans heart pink unicorns!

(hat tip: philip)

Guy or Girl?

April 14, 2009 5 Comments WTF?
take a wild guess on which of these are a guy or a girl...? yup, as if the world wasn't already confusing enough. *blink*

Guy or Girl (1)

Guy or Girl (2)

Guy or Girl (3)

Guy or Girl (4)

Kirk Lazarus: I know what dude I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!

(hat tip: tim)

Bacon Lube?!

April 03, 2009 4 Comments WTF?
to be honest, i'm kinda over the whole bacon craze that's been going on for the last year it seems... but that's just me, and i'm one of those guys that love me some bacon... but this is just whack ass crazy, and i'm surprised this is the first time i'm seeing it -- Bacon Lube!!!

Bacon Lube!!!

p.s. Get Down, Goldeneye N64 glitch becomes Japanese meme

(hat tip: charlie)

Pic of the Day

April 01, 2009 4 Comments WTF?
dude... seriously.... WTF? only in japan... and this is for a kids tv show, mind you... *blink*

Japanese Kids Show... seriously, WTF?

i'm not even sure what to say.