forgetfoo.

this one's been making the rounds for the last few days, at least in various feeds i subscribe to... and i've gotta say, i'm not sure why the hell this is being called a "sex tape" — she's not nude, and there isn't any sex going on... but whatever, felt like posting it anyways.

i'm not even sure how old Carmen Electra is nowadays, but she's been around for a long time it feels like... she's gotta be in her late 30's i'd imagine, and still looking pretty damn good — i certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed.

it looks like the Xbox guys over at Microsoft have been pretty busy of late with their almighty ban hammer, and to be honest it's probably a good thing... but i got a chuckle from this video of Hitler being informed that his XBL account had been terminated.

Report: Microsoft bans 1 million Xbox Live players

(CNET) -- It's oh-so enticing: you find a copy of a brand new game like Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 on a pirate site and the temptation to download it is too strong.

Well, that temptation may have cost up to 1 million users of Microsoft's Xbox Live the ability to use that service. According to a report in InformationWeek, Microsoft has banned as many as a million players from Xbox Live for altering their consoles in order to play pirated versions of games.

hopefully most of these bans to towards all the screaming little shits throwing "fag" around every 10 seconds or so... most of the time i don't even bother wearing my headset, and if i do, i tend to mute everybody right off the bat.

(hat tip: ron)

dude... checkout this crazy ass "snowmobile", which i believe is deemed the fastest snowmobile in the world -- just watching that thing driving around in the snow looks fun as hell, can you imagine driving it? i sure can... heh.

p.s. the coolest stuff made out of shredded money you'll see all day...

i'm not exactly sure about the list, but i guess lots of people voted on them and this is what they ended up with... pretty interesting, if for no other reason than to have a great excuse to browse through and watch some music videos you haven't seen in a long time -- the top 101 music videos of this decade.

hell, i rarely see music videos anymore... and it seems like the easiest source of them are on youtube.

p.s. i'd be hard-pressed to pick a single video for the "best" music vid for the past decade... *blank stare*

clever meets cool in this music mashup of Pulp Fiction and Ricky Nelson's "Waiting in School"

shit man, anybody remember the little muscular Hercules kid? i guess this could be his little brother or something...

here's the amazing Mr. B doing this thing... heh.

man, this little guy really stole the show there didn't he? *chuckle*

...and because it never fails to amuse me, here's a hottie doing her thing.

i just checked my gmail'age and see that i finally got a Google Wave invite -- thanks jason, you rock man! -- and just logged in for the first time... and damn if it doesn't look pretty cool, though i'm still not sure exactly what the hell i'm supposed to do... anywho, just reminded me of this great Pulp Fiction spoof video i saw earlier.

now i just need to figure out how the hell to send out some invites, since i know of a few guys that would love to check it out as well... hmmmm.

anybody else been playing with Google Wave?

p.s. Announcing Microsoft Ajax Library (Preview 6) and the Microsoft Ajax Minifier

Maine boy's trick shot becomes Internet sensation

damn that's just amazing, and the 'expression' on the goalie is great... sure he was like "holy shit, what the hell just happened?!"

speaking of WTF, i couldn't believe it this morning when i read the news headlines and heard that "balloon boy" was actually hanging out in the effin garage... on one hand, i'm sure the parents were relieved as hell, while on the other probably wanted to strangle the little shit. *blink*

stumbled across this video just now and it had me smiling... man, the line of crazy ass japanese shows just never seems to end... *chuckles*

they should make an iphone app out of this, i swear.

well here's something you probably don't see everyday... some cute chicks playing 'Toxicity' by System of a Down with electric violins.

naturally, i never see shit like this while walking around... damnit.

(hat tip: dave h.)

for some strange reason i keep coming across this g'damn miley cyrus "twitter rap"... i must've see it at least half a dozen times in the past two days, just surfing around and hitting various blogs and whatnot... just felt the sudden compulsion to share the pain.

speaking of twitter, i wonder if in a few months we'll be looking back and saying, "dude, twitter is sooooo 2009 man"

this video cracked me up... holy hell man, what a serious tease -- haha

(hat tip: bradley)

i'm not sure what the hell it is, but for reasons i'd probably rather not explain i just finished watching several of these prank videos on youtube... and i gotta say, prank'n girlfriends is always fun. heh.

now if he somehow managed to have his girlfriend give him a blumpkin without her knowing it... well, that would be impressive.