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received this one awhile ago, but just saw it again in a local image directory while looking for something... got a chuckle from it and figured it was worth a quick post.

(hat tip: bradley)

saw this up on digg just now and got a chuckle from it... and i think the Sylvia Plath is the real winner here. *chuckle*

i'm pretty damn sure this is an old one that i've seen or posted before, but i still got a chuckle from it...

i don't know about you guys, but i'm slowly starting to get into the halloween mood... speaking of which, i've been kind of surprised just how many houses in my neighborhood have been rolling out the halloween decorations -- some of which seem to be going all out, with stuff all over the damn place... hell, even has me wondering if maybe i should go out this weekend and pickup some orange lights to run across my front porch. hmmmmm.

do you already have a costume picked out?

seems we're running a little low on our beer supply here at work, and one of our network guys sent out this email to the group to let us know of the coming beeracolypse... yup, this is the kind of stuff that goes on around here, but it had me smirking.

***** Nagios *****

Notification Type: WARNING

Service: BEER
Host: cshq.clearspring.com
State: WARNING for 0d 0h 0m 1s
Address: 127.0.0.1

Info:

BEER WARNING FRIDGE/1.1 404 Not Found - 358 bytes in 0.127 seconds

Date/Time: Mon Apr 7 15:23:11 EDT 2008

ACK by:
Comment: Ominous lack of craft beers detected, clearspring ale squad needs mobilization!

in reply, one of the guys then wrote back: "Shouldn't the plugin be returning 406 Not Acceptable?"

heh.

talked to my sister earlier and she told me this story that had me laughing... i usually don't blog personal stuff around here, as you've probably noted, but what the hell.

my little sister, who's 6 months pregnant with her fourth child, went to the pediatrician for a scheduled visit... she had Abby with her, who's coming up on her second birthday and is quite the little charmer... after sitting in the doctor's office for a bit, she was then guided to the bathroom by the nurse and handed a plastic cup to pee in.

naturally my sister is like "no biggie" and takes Abby with her into the bathroom... the nurse kindly gives her a lollipop to help keep her occupied, which seems to work out since she's a kid and how many kids don't light up at a sweet, right?

so my sister does her thing, and as she's bending over to grab her pants to pull up... little Abby takes her lollipop and sticks it right into my sisters ass!

nope, i'm not fucking kidding... hahaha

it had me laughing on my drive into work this morning... damn man. *chuckles*

1. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

2. I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

3. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

4. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

5. Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

6. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

7. Parents in Beverly Hills have fired their nannies and learnt their children's names.

8. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

9. Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

10. The Mafia is laying off judges.

in case you happen to be in the mood for some good nerd jokes, then here you go... heh.

here's a sample one that actually had me laugh out loud... and yes, i totally felt like a dork but whatever. *shrugs*

Einstein, Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek. Einstein is it, closes his eyes, counts to 10 then opens them.

Pascal is no where to be seen.

Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to a side.

Einstein says "Newton, you're terrible, I've found you!"

Newton says "No no, Einy. You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!"

oh, and the best nerd pickup line...

If I was a protein, I'd be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes.

(hat tip: adam)

i'm not sure if this is a repeat or not, but what the hell... it gave me a chuckle when i read the smaller print. heh.

(hat tip: justin)

my buddy jeff wong whipped up this south park themed illustration of me and posted it on it his blog earlier... and yes, it totally tripped me out mang. *chuckle*

i'd love to make this into a fullsized poster and hang it up on my wall at home somewhere... seriously, how great would that be? heh.

thanks jeff   ^__^

what can i say, i got a laugh from this one and figured it was worth a quick posting here... *chuckle*

after watching some of the SNL videos, i can't help but get a little smirk at this photo... heh.

i know, it's almost begging for a good caption or photoshop contest.