Weed Wack'n Virgin

November 27, 2004 9 Comments Personal
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this might sound a lil silly, but i must confess.... i'm a weed wack'n virgin. yes, i know... i know... it's hard to believe, isn't it? i've never used a damn weed wacker before in my life.....

......until today.

had some big ass weeds growing in my small slice of backyard fun.... so i borrowed a weed wacker the other weekend when i was up in PA, and got a few things this morning when i was out running some errands and grabbing a few things while i was at it... traffic's a bitch, and shoppers really suck ass, btw... *shakes head*

anyfoo, to make a short story even shorter... i weed wacked that backyard like a crazy mad pollack on a mission... and found some muscles in my forearms that i dont know if i've ever used before... and if i have, it's been so g'damn long that they hurt like a mofo right now... hell, i cant hold a can of Coke, much less masterbate even if i wanted to right now... and i'm having a helluva time typing this, too Ohhh

so on this day — November 27th, 2004 — i lost my weed wack'n virginity.... *chuckles*

i need a beer.